Competition Entries to Date
(latest first)
No, it's not rust! They are 'air cooling holes'
S. Kendall
57 Not Out
Lee
I'll be back
Lee
BusFreeze camping is the only way to prevent freezing from the show
P. Clayton-Smith
Unveiled at BusFreeze, the new short hall 1957 'Airbus'
Graham
The treads looking low on the tyres, that will give me something to get on with
B. Harris
Caught speeding in a Westy! No... Really I did!
Stoney
'Doorsprung engine nikt' as they say in Germany
Tony
'Ooh, chicken's ready. What ya buying on ebay now?' Nuthink hunny...
R. Reed
The great thing about is, it all comes out in one
N. Fahy
Not a Heinz 57, this is a Special Reserve. Get the new disco lights fitted and Rock n Roll!!!
B Harris
Hi honey I'm home!! If you want me I'll be in the Garage
A. Nikou
Of course it will be ready for Bus Freeze love, don't worry
A. Nikou
The kids will love it when she's finished
Terri
Volkswagen, no games, just LOVE!!
B. Harris
Oh come on love, it's a bargain, look at all the extras I got with it!
H. Donoghue
As this three year old bus clearly demonstrates, the Brazilian factory has some serious quality issues!
Tony
Unfinished project - Just needs cosmetic tidying
S. Price
Old iron NEVER dies
Steve
I'll get it done soon & the grass will grow back...
H. Black
Never mind bruv. It looked better than this when we were drunk, but at least we can enter it in the Rat show & shine
Andy
That's the last time I put Nitro in the tank!
K. Errington
And do you know, the funny thing is - it still runs
Tony
I only meant to give it a service!
Carl
You were only supposed to keep the bladddy doors on!!!
Carl
OK. 300 miles to go, one pack of cigarettes, the booze is in the back. What do yeh mean she wont start?
G. Draper
No mate, she doesn't overheat and she doesnt leak oil!!
L. Fletcher
Unfinished project, just needs; EVERYTHING!!!
S. Dandy
Just needs new door seals...
G. Robbins
Do you remember your 3 Rs? Reconstruction, Renovation, Restoration
Graham
No tools will be left in this van over night!
Graham
You were supposed to blow the bloody doors off
A. Malkin
52 years young
D. Harris
Honestly darling, it's only going to take a couple of months more
R. Broadbent
She's a fixer-upper!
L. Mahon
There's no point shutting the barn door after the engine has bolted!
G. Fisher
50 years on... What a legend!
A. Hudson
1957 - You can't beat a bit of history
M. Grange
Want to look cool? Get an air cooled!!!
A. Grange
If you shut your eyes you can imagine it finished... I have a big imagination!!!
Adrian
Well, look's like we've overdone it with the vintage port!
Tony
Transformers 3 at cinema's NOW
Adrian
After stripping the van bare, Fred found the Port!
Clair
Heinz may have 57 varieties but none of their tin tops can beat this 57 project!
Graham
This isn't just any bus, this is a 57 bus
C. Peacock
Knew I should not have used NITRO!
J. Fordham
"Rust free import" we heard him say."Get it off the drive and up to Alan H Scofields, not later, do it now today"
Howard
You think your arse is bad? You ain't seen mine!
Kevboy
Come to the dark side - and change your life!!!
Sam
Looks just like a Golf
Angela
VW. The ultimate in air cooled
Angela
That's the last time I use recycled chip fat
N. Fahy
All I need is a little Botox
Jacci
Rough and Ready...
Jacci
Last time I park in Liverpool
(Ouch! - BF)
Jacci
Loved more than the au pair
M. Jaclin
Dig em up and drive em
M. Jaclin
Last time I park here
Kevin
Is it strictly fifty severn!!!
Willzee
What was it you wanted from the shops?
Willzee
Who left the Barn Door open?
N. Batten
We wanted to keep it as original as possible so we raised the lights in advance of the lowering job
Brett
When the advert said 'boxer single port', I thought you meant the engine!
Brett
My Grandad has 15 of these in an old barn! Call 0-800 NOT A CHANCE
T. Dutton
The old guy down the pub said they bolt straight in!
T. Dutton
At least we have a box to put the bits in that we dont use, bruv
A. Fagan
Haynes "...reverse above procedure to replace all parts and ensure chocks are removed before attempting to drive"
C. Dickinson
If you ever find somewhere else to store your bric-a-brac, an engine and tailgate could be fitted in just a couple of hours and you could be on your way to the beach
S. Humphrey
Best year ever 57, and yes I can see the face in the primer
C. Evans
...now where did I put that...
D. Hemming
VW Splitscreen GTE - Getting There Eventually...
J. Collins
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
B. Freeman
Need'd a little TLC n lots of T-cut!!
I. Finney
The chickens have asked when you are moving that stuff out and they can move in.
P. Lindley
I bought a pair of semaphores on eBay but they forgot to mention the rest!!
Adrian
Next time we go to the safari park to see the baboons we will take your car!!
Adrian
The barn is open and we'll be on the road tomorrow with parts from Alan H Schofield
Ian
Second life starts here
Andy
Think thats cured the oil leak?
Rob N.
Good things always come with age
D. Barrington
Little Johnny's lunch box looked battered but it was bigger than the rest of the class
M. Harrington
BusFreeze!! Only in winter if you own a VW splitty brrrrrrrrrrr.....
N. Allen
I'm sure we could find what we want at a car boot sale!
P. James
If you buy that I'm leaving you.... I'll miss her.. Honest
Mick
What would you rather spend the evening stripping down and falling asleep over?
Pete
1957. Britain tests it's first Hydrogen bomb. Look what it did to my bus!!
A. Paling
Silent runner with low emissions
G. Baldwin
Where will your imagination take you?
A. James
Down but not out!
E. Brown
VW. Knowing that great things last forever
R. Freeman
A bit of rust. No problem!
R. Bloor
If you look hard enough, you can see the face of Jesus in the primer
Nic
My bus. My life
M. Lloyd
But we can fit the kids in the back easy
G. Robbins
God damm it. I told her not to use it for the car boot sale
M. Murphy
Just like this vintage port - they just get better with age... if you look after them :)
T. Price
Rat Van Weekly, free brake lamp bulb with the next issue..
A. Muir
Ready to rise
T. Bellicoso
And I've been restoring it since 1958, honest
Max
At last we have room for the beer
Max
New and improved
D. Crook
From wrecks to riches.... there is no love like the true love shown to a VW
J. Thompson
The body's better than the wife's!
M. Hiles
This isn't just any air cooled van, this is a VW aircooled van
Jim
So when will it be done for?
Wendy
Pass me the parts catalogue I'm off to the loo
P. Crowder
What do you mean you've swapped the Mondeo?
P. Crowder
Built with passion and love
M. Meese
Simply aircooled!
C. Roberts
Only its mother loved it!
T. Chadwick
Now thats what you call a "FART"!
T. Chadwick
Should have gone to specsavers!
R. Harrison
Daily driver, my arse! I'm never buying another bus off the net again. Should have asked for more pictures!
R. Harrison
Indicator installation (simplified)
C. Chemodex
I DO have the right kind of wife for it!
P. Lippett
It's got potential
L. Lewis
Wait till they see my bargain, a splitty for only £35,000 and it doesn't include the engine. Absolute bargain!
L. Lewis
Yes Mr Flintstone, it is the latest model. The engine (foot holes) is at the back.
L. Lewis
Wow, that 52 year old port not arf stripped the body work good!
F. Smith
All I said was blow the bloody doors off!
K. France
Recycle & Re-use!
N. France
Push, jump in & lets go!
N. France
1957, an exceptionally good year for rear ends!
M. Chadwick
You wanna see the front!!!
M. Chadwick
Calm down honey, it was a bargain!
M. Chadwick
Flat with underground parking!
M. Chadwick
You pedal, I'll steer!
M. Chadwick
Look at the box on that!
M. Chadwick
Tam's oil service got seriously out of hand!
B. Ruxton
And STILL worth twice as much as anything Jap....
S. Compton
Who needs electric cars, when we can simply recycle great ones!
P. Lippett
I need that box of port to help finish this
Andy
How about gullwing doors, chopped and lowered, twin headlamps?
L. Cohen
My idea of Heaven - My wife's idea of Hell
N. Barker
So sweet, so beautiful, only we could love you
S. Moody
One careful owner!
E. Byrne
I know the add said its air cooled but thats ridculous!
F. Fly
Its only cosmetic, will have it on the road in no time!
S. Ashton
Air conditioning! Not optional!
M. Skinner
Blank canvas - as good as your imagination
D. Parsons
Find who cut them extra holes and punish them
J. Bond
Your bum will never look too big in this
D. Robertson
If it don't look broken, it don't need fixing!
S. Harford
The first Zero Emissions Bus, still required a few tweaks
R. Beresford
RUST FREE! (We wouldn't expect you to pay for it)
J. Allen
Mobile shed. (Can also be used as a van)
J. Allen
Got the classic body, now for the green electric motor!
P. Goodeve
Once Loved.... Still Loved!!
P. Radley
Will yours look as good at the age of 52?
J. Davies
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